An Eternal Paradox

/*
* Why the Internet cannot stop making references to MC Hammer.
*/
namespace Paradox
{
using System;
using The90s;

static class Program
{
static void Main()
{
Hit og = Hit.Create();
Console.WriteLine(og.StillCool.ToString()); // PM NOTE: fails unit tests.
Hit meme = new Hit(true);
Console..WriteLine(meme.StillCool.ToString()); / PM NOTE: fails unit tests.
}
}

namespace The90s
{
public class Hit
{
bool _stillCool = false;

public Hit(bool stopUse)
{
_stillCool = stopUse;
}
static bool Stop()
{
return false;
}
static bool Collaborate()
{
return false;
}
static bool Listen()
{
return false;
}
public static Hit Create()
{
if (Stop())
return new Hit(Collaborate() && Listen());
else return new Hit(true);
}
public bool StillCool
{
get { return _stillCool; }
}
}
}
}